Still Not Too Late For Early Birds To Be On
Time
Corco's popular annual "house tour" has been set for Tuesday. Attendees should meet at the home of Mrs. Barbara Flaeux (pronounced Bar-bruh), and are advised to dress warmly, as the windows will be open.
Dismay Takes Much Needed Holiday At Bake Fete
The Tri-County cake walk will go down as a huge success, as anyone who was there would attest under oath, should they ever be called upon to do so in a court of law, before a judge, a magistrate or some other judicial officer, or during a deposition, which could be an important procedure in determining the basis for a settlement of some sort.
Police To Take Free Photos
Everyone attending this year's Corco Days celebration will have their picture taken by law enforcement officers. "We'll keep a copy at no charge, and the person being photographed can buy one for $8.00", explained Sergeant Pill Wilburn, "so it's a win-win for everybody". Also, residents are reminded to turn in their cash and receive a free chew toy, courtesy of merchants at the Ambleton Ani-Mall.
Film Review
"Crinkled Moon" is yet another tale of tortured obsession from uber-hammy Pram Philborn. A wanna-be psychological thriller, that suffers from slack directing, absence of subplot, and an inexplicable distortion of the soundtrack, which renders the entire dialogue largely inaudible. Save your money. This "Crinkled Moon" is accompanied by only half of one star, as it rises in full eclipse.
-Milkie Manor, 37, is a citizen contributor to My Best Post, who likes to spend his free time going to movies with other old people.
Corco's popular annual "house tour" has been set for Tuesday. Attendees should meet at the home of Mrs. Barbara Flaeux (pronounced Bar-bruh), and are advised to dress warmly, as the windows will be open.
Dismay Takes Much Needed Holiday At Bake Fete
The Tri-County cake walk will go down as a huge success, as anyone who was there would attest under oath, should they ever be called upon to do so in a court of law, before a judge, a magistrate or some other judicial officer, or during a deposition, which could be an important procedure in determining the basis for a settlement of some sort.
Police To Take Free Photos
Everyone attending this year's Corco Days celebration will have their picture taken by law enforcement officers. "We'll keep a copy at no charge, and the person being photographed can buy one for $8.00", explained Sergeant Pill Wilburn, "so it's a win-win for everybody". Also, residents are reminded to turn in their cash and receive a free chew toy, courtesy of merchants at the Ambleton Ani-Mall.
Film Review
"Crinkled Moon" is yet another tale of tortured obsession from uber-hammy Pram Philborn. A wanna-be psychological thriller, that suffers from slack directing, absence of subplot, and an inexplicable distortion of the soundtrack, which renders the entire dialogue largely inaudible. Save your money. This "Crinkled Moon" is accompanied by only half of one star, as it rises in full eclipse.
-Milkie Manor, 37, is a citizen contributor to My Best Post, who likes to spend his free time going to movies with other old people.
Dr.
Lack
Tachbourne,
of
1223865
Canyon Vista Glen Terrace Circle Drive is a
popular writer, and his work is enjoyed, even by the elderly, who are
said to be happy that he has not passed away as earlier reported.
Tachbourne
was scheduled to be
featured
speaker at the popular Corco Topics Forum on Thursday last.
"What happened was the result of a lamentable miscommunication
and because
of that", said Forum Chairman Duke "Duke" Henshaw. While
introducing the famed booksmith, Henshaw exclaimed: "He's headed to the stage, and has arrived!",
but
was
widely
understood
to
be saying: "He's
dead at the age of thirty five." "I was real surprised to see
everybody get up, and start walking out of their with the long face.",
Henshaw mourned. Meantime,
the
Tachbourne
Family
has
received several kind messages, some including cash, which will be
used to buy a flat screen and some juice
boxes.
Correction
A recent advertisement appearing in My Best Post, mistakenly announced that all those opening accounts at Second Bank Of Corco would receive an end to taxes. It should have read that new account holders would receive its popular "unending tasks," perpetual calendar.
Hearing Loss Prompts Call For Louder Car Horns
Correction
A recent advertisement appearing in My Best Post, mistakenly announced that all those opening accounts at Second Bank Of Corco would receive an end to taxes. It should have read that new account holders would receive its popular "unending tasks," perpetual calendar.
Hearing Loss Prompts Call For Louder Car Horns
Responding
to
Health
Department
reports
of
widespread
deafness
caused by the
rising din of automobile horns, Assemblyman Matt "Hank" Madsen says
it's time to "turn up the volume". "We obviously need a new generation
of louder horns", he observed. "It's gotten to the point where you can
hardly hear them anymore". Horn honking has increasingly been used on
the street as a greeting among friends, a warning to enemies, or as an
expression of general dissatisfaction.
"Everyone
has
a
right
to
be
heard,",
he concluded., "It's our freedom
that's at stake".
Copyright 2010 Ken Kramer