Ambleton residents will presently be
hearing
the sound of today's most popular singers, such as Beyonce, Rihanna,
and
Shawna, whenever they step outdoors, day
or night! District Board Member Stane Summerland says City workers on
Thursday, began installing a network of
amplifiers
and speakers throughout the area, after a poll found a majority
of people
enjoy some kind of background music when at work or play.
Tell Us How We're Doing!
*My Best Post is conducting a survey, to help us serve you better. Please take a moment to answer the following questions, and return them promptly to our business offices:
FERRIS WHEEL (1) - Broken Axle, but otherwise OK. Fun for kids of all ages! Call Tal. Skillet Lake. Tel. 0551.
DOUBLE-PANED WINDOWS - Sound insulating. Available only at Summerland Hardware.
BOOKMOBILE - Barely used. Make Offer. Tel. 0887.
CROWS - $5.00 each. You catch and keep. Many to choose from. In the yard at 34414 Canyon Vista Bluff.
LAZY SUSAN - Free if you haul away. Also, large revolving tray for food: $20.00. Tel. 0570.
Tell Us How We're Doing!
*My Best Post is conducting a survey, to help us serve you better. Please take a moment to answer the following questions, and return them promptly to our business offices:
- What is your annual income?
- Do you live alone?
- Do you keep weapons or jewelry in your home?
- How much would you be willing to pay to
insure your personal safety, and that of your loved ones?
FERRIS WHEEL (1) - Broken Axle, but otherwise OK. Fun for kids of all ages! Call Tal. Skillet Lake. Tel. 0551.
DOUBLE-PANED WINDOWS - Sound insulating. Available only at Summerland Hardware.
BOOKMOBILE - Barely used. Make Offer. Tel. 0887.
CROWS - $5.00 each. You catch and keep. Many to choose from. In the yard at 34414 Canyon Vista Bluff.
LAZY SUSAN - Free if you haul away. Also, large revolving tray for food: $20.00. Tel. 0570.
Hopes
for a promising year on the gridiron have been dashed at Kelp Hill,
just prior to the team's much-anticipated opener with Torpor High. A
little-known provision in the Tri-County Education Code mandates Kelp
Hill athletes
take certain courses, such as Soft-Materials Mining, Marine Life, and
Estate Planning, at their own expense. "Apparently, many of there
players had to withdraw, as they were unable to meet this requirement,
and because of that", said Duke "Duke" Henshaw, the concerned citizen
who raised the issue.
Correction
Due to a computer error, a recent edition of My Best Post mistakenly transposed vowels, and announced that Ambleton Mayor Cart Landers was proud of his "sin". (should have been "son"). We also wish to emphasize that he "shot" a deer.
ClarificationCorrection
Due to a computer error, a recent edition of My Best Post mistakenly transposed vowels, and announced that Ambleton Mayor Cart Landers was proud of his "sin". (should have been "son"). We also wish to emphasize that he "shot" a deer.
A
recent
edition
of
My
Best
Post, carried an ad inviting Tri-County students to
sign
up and learn more about marine life. We regret any misunderstanding,
and have been informed that those persons who responded, can now be
contacted c/o Regimental Combat Team Six.
Two Dead After Banjoist Appears At Senior Club
Corco Police say it's just another example of how older people fail to understand their limits. "They come to a place like this, and the next thing somebody ends up dead", Sergeant Pill Wilburn decried. According to investigators, a crowd of older men (and some women) gathered at a street club called "The Liver Spot". Those questioned at the scene, say there may have been some who came looking for sex, or other forms of perversion. "Sure enough, we got a call saying a couple of people were gone", Wilburn concluded, "...it was unpopular music, and the elderly, and that's a frightening recipe for trouble."
Two Dead After Banjoist Appears At Senior Club
Corco Police say it's just another example of how older people fail to understand their limits. "They come to a place like this, and the next thing somebody ends up dead", Sergeant Pill Wilburn decried. According to investigators, a crowd of older men (and some women) gathered at a street club called "The Liver Spot". Those questioned at the scene, say there may have been some who came looking for sex, or other forms of perversion. "Sure enough, we got a call saying a couple of people were gone", Wilburn concluded, "...it was unpopular music, and the elderly, and that's a frightening recipe for trouble."
Copyright 2010 Ken Kramer